Dear Dio...

Oh, my God... the first 6 minutes of "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny" is a scene from my own childhood! Okay, my family didn't pray before meals and my parents were divorced by then, but the bedroom segment with the Dio apparition - it happened! His instructions were mostly lost on me (too many obscure references to lost rainbows and silver goblets), but I do recall he told me get the hell out of Dodge.